Meanwhile Alfie Patten, the 13 year-old star of the latest freak show, revealed he was taking a break from thrice-nightly sexual intercourse after discovering masturbation.
He added: "I don\’t want to miss out on an important part of my childhood."
Meanwhile Alfie Patten, the 13 year-old star of the latest freak show, revealed he was taking a break from thrice-nightly sexual intercourse after discovering masturbation.
He added: "I don\’t want to miss out on an important part of my childhood."
Have you read Polly’s thoughts on this?
Tim adds: yes, and didn’t think them worth comment.
Yikes, I was born 30 years too late!
When I first saw the piccie of the happy couple in The Scum, I assumed that Chantelle was Alfie’s mother…
is the mother a paedophile? the assumed father looks a lot younger than the stated 12 years old.
Oh what a charming character you must be You must have loved Victorian freak shows?
..and he’s also just joined Fathers For Justice – he’s not entirely sure what their politics are about but he thinks the Spiderman suits are fucking brilliant…
I liked that one Patrick.
Having seen the new mother I can see the appeal of masturbation.