Well, not quite in full.…
12:39 Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ… that thing is fucking huge…
12:31 Harriet Harman is taking the top off what seems – and I may be mistaken – to be a tube of some form of lubricant.
12:29 Quietly, but with a determined look fixed on his face, Alistair Darling is unwrapping what appears, from this distance, to be a massive strap-on dildo.
Oh God – the porn film from Hell.
I am never going to be able to wash my eyes enough