My, it\’s only a couple of centuries since you went away.
PM Gordon Brown intends to force every teenager in the country to carry out 50 HOURS of work to help the community. His call today for youngsters to do their duty and work for Britain echoes Lord Kitchener\’s World War One recruiting poster with its slogan: "Your country needs you." Writing exclusively for the News of the World on this page, the Prime Minister reveals the community service would be COMPULSORY.
Gosh, so nice to see you again. So how was it being out in the dark and the cold then? Being thought of as morally and socially unacceptable?
Yes? Well, true, it used to be that it was one person who owned the time and labour of another. Now it\’s the State which owns the time and labour of a person. Little difference, we both know.
So, how are the kids? Oppression doing well is she?