M. Sarkozy

French President Nicolas Sarkozy\’s doctors are expected to advise him to slow down and cut back on his exercise regime after he collapsed while jogging and was kept in hospital overnight.

It\’s the sort of thing that has been known to happen to middle aged men who take younger wives……

3 thoughts on “M. Sarkozy”

  1. Yebbut… You die happy, even if you inconvenience the undertakers because it takes a couple of days for them to get the coffin lid down properly. 🙂

  2. To follow Pogo’s thoughts:

    As she watched the undertaker’s assistants removing the body of her late husband from the marital bedroom, the new widow inquired whether the profound tenting of the body bag around his middle regions would prove a problem.
    “Oh, no” the assistant replied “We often have to deal with cases like this. Usually we just cut it off & tuck it up his back passage so it doesn’t get mislaid.”
    At the funeral, after the other guests had paid their respects, she lent over the coffin to kiss him a final farewell & noticed a tiny tear trickling from the corner of his closed eye. Bending further she whispered in his ear “And now you know how it feels, you dirty old bastard.”

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