Paradise turns sour for Lord Ashcroft

Dean Barrow, the Prime Minister of the country, has accused Lord Ashcroft of subjecting the island to ‘new-age slavery’

Belize, eh? In the Caribbean, ain\’t it? Must be an island then.

Sadly for The Times, no it ain\’t, it\’s on the mainland.

Belize, Barbados, Bahamas, Bermuda, Barbuda, it\’s all so confusing, isn\’t it?

4 thoughts on “Belize”

  1. I lived in British Guiana (now Guyana) as a child, and I remember watching BBC News in 1966 (we were back home by then), reporting how “the islanders” celebrated the arrival of independence.

  2. Cretins.

    Mind you, the ‘Telegraph’ has a video showing a ‘deer’ that they claim is ‘feigning death’ to escape a cheetah and a hyaena.

    It’s a gazelle – no deer in Africa, you clots – and it isn’t ‘feigning death’ so much as suddenly recovering from being half-throttled…

  3. They are the sort of arseholes who complained when the Argies invaded the Falklands that no-one knew where the Falklands were.

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