Massive surprise!

A spokesman told The Sun: \”The UK had the longest time. We found no major difference in those who used condoms. But men who drank alcohol before sex tended to last longer.\”

Also, perhaps I should invest in a couple of Union Jack t shirts for those trips down to the nightlife?

British men have more stamina between the sheets than their foreign counterparts – lasting just 10 minutes,

Or maybe 10 minutes of beery breath is not quite what the ladies are after?

3 thoughts on “Massive surprise!”

  1. I knew there was some truth in that old sailor’s ditty

    “Yankee sailor f*ck and finish,
    Blitish f*uck for ever more,
    Me no likee Blitish sailor
    Yankee won’t you come ashore”

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