Liz Jones in the Mail:
But most of all I hate women who use their breasts to get ahead.
You know the sort: they stand, arms crossed supportively below their bosoms, a low-cut dress revealing a cleavage that, to my mind, resembles buttocks.
Err, yes, that\’s actually rather the point. The existence of breasts (which we might note do not exist on any of our primate cousins and they are most certainly not required for milk production) is usually thought to be part of the series of adaptations that went along with the change from doggy style sex to face to face sex.
You see, they\’re supposed to look like buttocks.*
*For an odd but true meaning of the word \”supposed\”.