Well, yes….

Speaking in 2005 defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a \’\’sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits\’\’ who \’\’definitely needed help\’\’.

Could be….

On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.


\”This it was an extremely rare crime and we are doing everything we can,\”

What crime?

David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard.

He was caught just weeks after he was released from a previous prison sentence for a similar offence.


A man with a sexual fetish for slurry…

Luckily there\’s an election soon. Should fit in nicely as a Lib Dem MP, no?

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  1. Well, it strikes me the only crimes Mr Prescott … ooops … Truscott appears to really be committing is trespass and possibly indecent exposure; the rest is simply wierd (very) but harmless. Surely some enterprising farmer can offer him use of his slurry pit once a week, for a suitable fee. Then Mr T could enjoy his peculiar passtime in peace and the British taxpayer wouldn’t have to stump up for his room and board at one of Her Maj’s hard to leave hotels.

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