Speaking in 2005 defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a \’\’sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits\’\’ who \’\’definitely needed help\’\’.
On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.
\”This it was an extremely rare crime and we are doing everything we can,\”
David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard.
He was caught just weeks after he was released from a previous prison sentence for a similar offence.
A man with a sexual fetish for slurry…
Luckily there\’s an election soon. Should fit in nicely as a Lib Dem MP, no?