Meanwhile gap-toothed television viewers across America\’s Deep South have expressed relief that Woods has finally started acting like a proper black man.
Alabama grits farmer Roy Hobbs said: \”I was gittin\’ real confused and fearful for a times back there. What with his impeccable manners and white man\’s speakin\’ voice, I was thinkin\’ maybes ma TV was on the fritz.
\”But then he done wrecks his pimped-up Cadillac, cheats on his little white babymomma and runs away from the po-lice.
\”That sumbitch is black and all is right with my world again. Praise Jesus.\”