Tiger\’s apology

I knew my actions were wrong, but I convinced myself that normal rules didn\’t apply.

Well normal rules didn\’t apply, did they? Doesn\’t matter how hard most men try they\’re not going to end up shagging 10 12 16 18 porn stars, hot babes and waitresses, are they?

4 thoughts on “Tiger\’s apology”

  1. Great blog Tim; your posts are amusing. However, my favourite is the spats you get in with ‘Ritchie’ Murphy. I think he’s a supercilious twat.

  2. “Doesn’t matter how hard most men try they’re not going to end up shagging 10 12 16 18 porn stars, hot babes and waitresses, are they?”

    Well his standards for mistresses was pretty low, if they were 12-18 women who looked like Elin Woods than that would have been impressive, but Jamie Jungers?

  3. Yeah, he’s not really in Warren Beatty territory, is he? I mean, I’ve shagged a dozen girls who looked like some of Tiger’s cast-offs, but I’ve never bagged an Elin.

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