Actually, I’ve heard it suggested that you can get away with writing a newspaper column about the business of writing a newspaper column roughly once in a career.
One of the important things in a newspaper column is attribution. That\’s from Stephen Fry. And it\’s two such columns: one is interesting and the second is your last.
I\’d also suggest that the column entitled \”who are these weirdos in the comments section?\” has been done before. Even by people with a rather better class of commenter.