Woolworths.co.uk have launched the world’s first ever calorie negative sweet – the Diet Cola Bottle.
The sweet, part of its Pic n’ Mix range, burns more calories when eating and digesting than the sweet actually contains.
Matthew Jacques, Head of brand at Woolworths.co.uk, says “The Diet Cola Bottle looks almost identical and tastes equally as good as the original cola bottle, but without the calories.”
Woolworths.co.uk has worked closely with health and nutritional expert Prof. A.Prilfoolius to develop the Diet Cola Bottle.
Maybe I\’m going through the papers too quickly….can\’t see another one. Unless that story about the Full English has seen all the papers cooperate on the same story.
Anyone seen any more?
This one is sorta a spoof and sorta not.
Specially trained ferrets are being used to deliver broadband to rural areas following groundbreaking techniques used by an Internet provider.
For when Cable and Wireless set out to wire up The City (in the early days of telecoms deregulation) they bought up the London Hydraulic Power Company (name??) and used ferrets to run the wires through the old power tubes.