Your election advice

Comes to you this year from PJ O\’Rourke, just as your election advice last time around came from PJ O\’Rourke.

Indeed, it\’s the same advice.

Simply remember these two simple facts.

1) All politicians are stupid.

2) All politicians are thieves.

You should therefore always vote against the incumbent. They new guy will be just as much a fool and just as much a thief as the old guy but it will take him a few years to work out how to steal your money. With any luck there will be another election before he\’s managed to overcome his stupidity and become an efficient thief meaning that one can rinse and repeat the operation.

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