Create an independent working group to cap the spill and mitigate its repercussions. Obama needs to immediately gather the best and brightest scholars, scientists, and practitioners to engage this national-security emergency. People with ties to the oil industry need not apply.
All the people who have the slightest idea about how to cap an oil well have oil industry contacts. Because the only people who ever actually look at capping oil wells have oil industry contacts.
So, in order to cap an oil well we are to ban all those with the slightest clue about how to cap and oil well from capping said oil well.
Pure friggin\’ genius.
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Jules Boykoff is a former professional soccer player who represented the US Olympic team in international competition.
Do you think Peter Crouch or Wayne Rooney would be able to give us that all important British perspective on this?