Modern etiquette

Or perhaps modern conundrums.

In a lesbian relationship, who has to go into the kitchen and make the sammich?

11 thoughts on “Modern etiquette”

  1. The Fem.

    The Butch lies on the sofa, legs spread, with a beer in her hand. 🙂

    PS. Did you know that lesbians tend to be heavier than the general population and gays tend to be slimmer?

  2. In Star Trek, they crew meet a race of genderless aliens, the question was asked, when dancing, who leads, the answer – the tallest.

  3. I would love to post an answer to this, but The Offences Aggravated By Prejudice (Scotland) Act 2010 – yes, folks, such a law actually exists – prevents me from doing so.

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    They toss a coin?

    I asked a Gay guy once who got to go on top (in my defence he was strongly arguing that traditional gender roles did not apply to homosexuals) and he said him and his partner wrestled for it. All very fair I suppose. Unless one is much smaller than the other.

  5. So Much For Subtlety

    I suppose the correct Lesbian answer is the obvious one – That isn’t funny you sexist pig!

  6. The Pedant-General


    No: that’s the answer to “how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?”

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