Modern etiquetteJune 10, 2010 Tim WorstallSex11 CommentsOr perhaps modern conundrums. In a lesbian relationship, who has to go into the kitchen and make the sammich? previousRitchie on accruals accounting for governmentnextA prediction about BP 11 thoughts on “Modern etiquette” SadButMadLad June 10, 2010 at 12:33 pm The Fem. The Butch lies on the sofa, legs spread, with a beer in her hand. 🙂 PS. Did you know that lesbians tend to be heavier than the general population and gays tend to be slimmer? Daydreamer June 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm In a sandwich the two lesbians are on the outside and the man in the middle MatGB June 10, 2010 at 5:10 pm Whoever’s actually hungry, obviously. Same as it is on most double income households. Ian June 10, 2010 at 7:17 pm In Star Trek, they crew meet a race of genderless aliens, the question was asked, when dancing, who leads, the answer – the tallest. Ross June 10, 2010 at 7:37 pm The pretty one. Martin June 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm I would love to post an answer to this, but The Offences Aggravated By Prejudice (Scotland) Act 2010 – yes, folks, such a law actually exists – prevents me from doing so. So Much For Subtlety June 11, 2010 at 4:17 am They toss a coin? I asked a Gay guy once who got to go on top (in my defence he was strongly arguing that traditional gender roles did not apply to homosexuals) and he said him and his partner wrestled for it. All very fair I suppose. Unless one is much smaller than the other. So Much For Subtlety June 11, 2010 at 4:18 am I suppose the correct Lesbian answer is the obvious one – That isn’t funny you sexist pig! The Pedant-General June 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm SMFS, No: that’s the answer to “how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?” The Pedant-General June 11, 2010 at 3:50 pm Oh and Tim, you had better hope that Amanda Marcotte doesn’t read this thread… CountingCats June 11, 2010 at 5:12 pm What sandwich? Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.