Alvin Greene for US Senator


Background here.

I really, really, want Alvin Greene to be the next US Senator from the great state of South Carolina.

No, not because he\’s a Democrat. No, not because he\’s running against Jim De Mint (about whom I know nearly nothing). Not even because I\’d like to see Mr. Smith Goes to Washington happen in real life.

No, rather, because it would entirely piss off, right royally, the entire American political class.

That, I think we can all agree, is an intensely desirable outcome.

People of South Carolina, you know your duty.

Vote Greene!

5 thoughts on “Alvin Greene for US Senator”

  1. Reads like a fruitloop to me. Perhaps he merely hides it less well than other politicians.

    One thing is for sure: if he wins, you don’t want him on a military oversight committee.

  2. One for the “stuff happens” file. But at least I’ll bet that he’ll let people examine his real birth certificate!!!!

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  4. Not so much Mr Smith Goes to Washington as Chauncey Gardiner in Being There. He seems like an amiable dunce, which I suppose is an improvement over the malevolent dunce currently squatting in the Oval Office.

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