I really, really, want Alvin Greene to be the next US Senator from the great state of South Carolina.
No, not because he\’s a Democrat. No, not because he\’s running against Jim De Mint (about whom I know nearly nothing). Not even because I\’d like to see Mr. Smith Goes to Washington happen in real life.
No, rather, because it would entirely piss off, right royally, the entire American political class.
That, I think we can all agree, is an intensely desirable outcome.
People of South Carolina, you know your duty.