Do some women really suffer angst over such mind numbing trivia, or were you just pressured to write a piece on this subject????
Seems an appropriate response to a complaint about the patriarchal body fascism (I precis here, not quote) of the bikini.
Still, Ms. Penny seems to be well on track to be the Germaine Greer of her generation. Only another 40 years to go and she can write about gardening.