Does my bum look big in this?

Couples who insult each other over their physical appearance or make false accusations about infidelity face jail, under a new French law making \”psychological violence\” a criminal offence.

Yes dear, your bum does look big in that.

Bzzzzt! Go to jail for three years, do not pass Go and do not collect £200.

I shagged the milkman because you\’re a lousy lover and you\’ve a small weenie anyway.

Bzzzt! Go to jail for three years, do not pass Go and do not collect £200.

You know, not hugely convinced this law is really going to work.

As for false accusations of infidelity in France, umm, how would that actually be possible?

5 thoughts on “Does my bum look big in this?”

  1. No, wait a minute: false accusations of infidelity are actionable, not true accusations. And not the infidelity itself, which one might have thought was more than simply psychologically violent towards the spouse or partner.

  2. Tim,

    Upside! Upside!

    ‘You’re too fat and you fart too much’.

    Bzzzzt! Go to jail for three years, do not pass Go and do not collect £200.

    Come on!

  3. That Nadine Morano’s husband should say, “shut up you daft cow,” and give her a good slap.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *