Couples who insult each other over their physical appearance or make false accusations about infidelity face jail, under a new French law making \”psychological violence\” a criminal offence.
Yes dear, your bum does look big in that.
Bzzzzt! Go to jail for three years, do not pass Go and do not collect £200.
I shagged the milkman because you\’re a lousy lover and you\’ve a small weenie anyway.
Bzzzt! Go to jail for three years, do not pass Go and do not collect £200.
You know, not hugely convinced this law is really going to work.
As for false accusations of infidelity in France, umm, how would that actually be possible?