Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.
Somehow, having written that headline would make me very happy.
Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.
Somehow, having written that headline would make me very happy.
“Small assassination in Mexico” would be pleasantly jokey and allusive.
Fake hookers? Do you mean flankers?
Pseudo ho’s ko lucha lo-bro’s in Mexico
That’s old news.