The things you can learn from academics

Which is why it is possible to give a woman an orgasm by jiggling her toes in the right way.

Really?

There\’s absolutely got to be a way of incorporating that into a design for shoes.

4 thoughts on “The things you can learn from academics”

  1. Anecdotal and empirical evidence suggests that this is most effective when the ‘jiggling her toes’ is done between the big ones.

  2. Chuckles:

    No–you’ve got it wrong. Between those toes, it’s giggling that gets the job done. (Take my word for it!)

  3. The feet and sexual organs are controlled by adjacent areas of the brain, which is why when people lose a foot they can sometimes feel orgasms in their phantom feet.

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