Fat birds are kinky

Or so goes the conventional wisdom.

Turns out to be true as well.

Amazing what you can find out when you treat human interaction as a market, isn\’t it?

3 thoughts on “Fat birds are kinky”

  1. Seen on a motorcycling forum:- Mopeds are like fat birds – great fun to ride, until your mates find out. 🙂

  2. So Much For Subtlety

    Surely treating sexual relations as a market place does not reveal fat birds are kinky. Just that you have to appeal to your market and if you cannot appeal in one way, you have to appeal in another.

    Or to put it another way, if you’re fat you have to make up for it to get boys to sleep with you. Not that you necessarily want to make up for it. Pepsi has to try harder because it does, not because it wants to.

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