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Daily Mash:

CONSUMERS should be able to choose whether or not they want to buy a useless, second-hand car and leave it rusting in their driveway, a crazy right-wing think tank has claimed.

The Adam Smith Institute said that Rover 200 buying should be done on a voluntary basis and that perhaps you should not have to go to jail if you don\’t want one.


Wayne Hayes, head of the Rover 200 studies module at Doncaster University, said: \”While they are obviously psychotic fascists, they do raise an interesting point about why you have to have a rusty old piece of shit in your drive whether you want it there or not.

My regret is that the \”Institute of Studies\” isn\’t mentioned.

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