Apparently there\’s a gene that causes being a lefty.
The gene does not automatically make the carrier a Lefty; rather, it triggers the adolescent brain\’s reward mechanism in the presence of novel experiences and viewpoints. The treatment is simple: lock teenage sufferers in a drab room, furnished with the works of Hayek and Friedman. True, their social skills will be somewhat stunted. But the benefits will last a lifetime.
Looking around me (and looking deep into my own soul) umm, isn\’t that what already explains those righties that exist?
I see a lefty commenter on the piece has already talked about substituting “Jewish” for “Lefty” and babbling about genocide. Priceless.
Personally finding out that pro single mums get nicer homes than workers helped me see the light.
Particularly when
Particularly when I was the worker in question!
“in the presence of novel experiences and viewpoints”: “novel”, the Left? Bloody Hell, they’ve been shovelling the same shit for decades. What sort of gormlessly conservative ass associates the Left with novelty? A leftie, presumably.