Well, yes Sir Alex

Sir Alex Ferguson has alluded to Wayne Rooney’s contract stand-off being driven by the player’s advisers after claiming that agents, rather than players, are the root cause of difficulties in negotiations.

This seems logical. You are, after all, a highly successful and experienced manager and businessman, you employ a number other of such. The players, on the other hand, to judge from the post match interviews, are inarticulate, thick as pig-shit chavs.

Thus the existence of agents: to even things up a little, to make sure that you and yours don\’t end up walking all over them.

Being \”difficult\”, you see, that\’s the purpose of agents. To be difficult on behalf of their clients.

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