Just perfect:

Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 attempts.”

The subsequent unraveling of the mystery revealed that the hired friend was sterile and in fact not the biological father of his two children.

3 thoughts on “Bwahahahahahaha”

  1. I see this kind of thing quite often via my IVF work. It doesn’t strike me as being particularly funny; more concerning is that this story is almost certainly fake (Mr “Mouse” and Mr Soupolos married to a beauty queen). Looking for further info was entertaining, especially one version on some kind of spam site that was padded out to the size of a New Yorker feature- “….finally Mr. Soupolos also grew weary of waiting; I’m sure the sound of your wife being ravished by your neighbor, in your bed, three times a week like clockwork would begin to work anybody’s nerve…”

  2. As someone else has pointed out “three times a week like clockwork” isn’t probably the most productive way to ensure procreation occurs but I suppose she was allegedly a “beauty queen”

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