Fire Simon Cowell, the ultimate talent has been found

In Greece.

Yes, that really is piano playing by penis.


5 thoughts on “Fire Simon Cowell, the ultimate talent has been found”

  1. Philip Scott Thomas

    John Barrowman apparently amused himself when he was bored by doing that on-stage in “Sunset Boulevard”.

    I seem to remember there was also a Hollywood actor whose regular party trick that was.

  2. It is impossible to watch this and hear the commentary without being reminded of an updated version of “Channel 9 Neus” from The Fast Show. “Ethethethetheth ethetheth, sminky pinky, Chris Waddle!”

    No wonder the fuckers have a fiscal crisis.

  3. Now that’s what I call a pair of clever dicks!

    Let’s just hope they weren’t tinkling on the ivories…

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