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Hugh Bonneville and his wife

Last night Hugh guest-starred in Doctor Who, playing a pirate captain whose ship is in peril from a beautiful siren – an event that made the gossip columns. ‘Where can they have drawn inspiration for such a role?’ asked one writer.

But then Hugh’s devotion to wife Lulu is so strong it is understood he is known to fellow thespians as the Ryan Giggs of the showbusiness world, after the famously family-orientated footballer.

Err, what?


In an entirely unrelated universe Helen Wood has been found teaching Imogen Thomas how to deploy a dildo anally.

An entirely unrelated universe.

8 thoughts on “Hugh Bonneville and his wife”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    I am often proud of the fact that I am completely out of touch but who exactly is High Bonneville and why should I care?

    Perhaps superinjunctions work much better than I had first expected.

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