That\’s the conclusion to be drawn from this report
The controversial Girls Gone Wild franchise – in which young women, often intoxicated, are encouraged to strip and perform sex acts on camera – is planning to hit Britain and it is feared the party loving North East is firmly in its sights.
So concerned are a group of local MPs that they have now asked the Home Office to intervene to prevent the programme makers being allowed to operate in Britain.
OK, Girls Gone Wild. Modus operandi, take the cameras out, find some drunk totty and film it. Give \’em a t-shirt and make millions selling the DVDs.
Perhaps not the most intellectual of occupations but it seems to keep large numbers of people happy.
But a group of MPs led by Ian Mearns from Gateshead have lodged an Early Day Motion calling on the Home Secretary to ban the film makers from operating in this country.
It is not clear whether an itinerary has been agreed, but Mr Mearns said he was sure that Newcastle – with its reputation as a party city – would be on the list.
So, MP worried about the filming of drunken slappers insists that of course the first drunken slappers to be filmed will be in his area.
Conclusion: he thinks his peeps are drunken slappers.
Not the most delicate of things to say about those you represent, is it?