Questions in The Guardian we can answer

Shall we swap Fergies?

I propose a Useless Female Celebrity Exchange. We Americans will keep your Sarah Ferguson if you take our Fergie.

$\"\"$ Fergie.

$\"\"$ Sarah Ferguson.

Err, yes, we\’ll swap?

3 thoughts on “Questions in The Guardian we can answer”

Prince Andrew May 18, 2011 at 9:43 am

Hmm, tough one.
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bloke in spain May 18, 2011 at 11:48 am

Not sure about “*Useless* Female Celebrity Exchange”
Can think of all sorts of uses for the US Ferg.
And there’s her singing abilities to consider of course……..
lexander May 20, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Surely the choice can’t be based on tit size? What about those ginger pubes!