EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration
Brussels bureaucrats were ridiculed yesterday after banning drink manufacturers from claiming that water can prevent dehydration.
This is, as Sr. Barroso has told us, what stops the panzers rolling through the Ardennes again. If we do not bind Germany with such rules the Kreigsmarine will be inseine again.
EU officials concluded that, following a three-year investigation, there was no evidence to prove the previously undisputed fact.
Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.
It is indubitably true that if people claim that water rehydrates then paratroopers will be singing Lilli Marlene in the bars of Marseille.
Just plain and obvious, isn\’t it?
Can we leave yet?