Sting: Knighthoods are for the old
Sting, the musician, says that only older people are awarded knighthoods.
Yes, because you\’ve got to show a bit of staying power and also reach the top of your profession.
Things that, amazingly, tend to take a few decades.
Oh, what an old fuddy duddy you are!
No, we should give knighthoods to kids. I mean, why not? It’s not any more ridiculous than, say, giving a human rights award to a kid who wore a skirt to school, is it?
Sting = twat
Mrs Sting = thoroughly unpleasant twat
…you’ve got to show a bit of staying power…
What, Tantric success now?
Thank God he’s yours.
He must be getting on a bit himself.
“Hope I die before I get old.” no that was Pete Townsend.
Oddly enough, by way of contrast, we tend to award medals for bravery to young people.
No doubt that is unfair too.
Dennis the Peasant – “Thank God he’s yours.”
Yeah that’s a fair cop but you’ve got the Kardassians.
5 Alex – ““Hope I die before I get old.” no that was Pete Townsend.”
He probably meant he couldn’t face the idea of dating women his own age.