Plane from Newark to Warsaw finds that the landing gear doesn\’t work. So they land the plane with no landing gear, sliding it along the runway on its belly.
Not one passenger harmed in any way: although perhaps a few underwear changes required.
The captain told him that the landing was “difficult”, Komorowski said.
One does hope that he was twirling his handlebar mustache and had a twinkle in his eye as he said it.
Understatement, not just for the English any more.