Would someone please hack my phone?

Given that I\’ve lost it somewhere, very rarely use it when I haven\’t lost it and certainly don\’t understand how to retrieve voicemails given that it\’s all in Portuguese, it would actually be useful if someone would.

Plus I cuold do with a couple of hundred grand.

Promise not to leave my family for the sake of my job in return.

2 thoughts on “Would someone please hack my phone?”

  1. I also could use a big payoff for having my phone hacked.
    I would have thought fifty quid and a letter of apology would be commensurate recompense, the letter of apology being the more important.

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