Now THAT\’S a concealed weapon! Inmate \’hides ten-inch revolver in rectum\’… but at least it was unloaded
Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Georgia, was arrested after he was found speeding in North Carolina. Police later discovered a gun in his cell that they believe was smuggled in the man\’s rear. Police discovered the .38-cabibre revolver in the toilet of Ward’s cell after he claimed someone was trying to kill him …read
I don’t get it.
Presumably he was too sober to be Bishop of Southwark.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1536544/Curious-incident-in-the-night-leaves-Bishop-of-Southwark-with-black-eye-and-sore-head.html
Must say, story #1 throws a whole new light on the expression “fudge packin”.
Ah, I’ve just spotted that these were linked. Very good. Serves me right for posting after the pub.