Now THAT\’S a concealed weapon! Inmate \’hides ten-inch revolver in rectum\’… but at least it was unloaded
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Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Georgia, was arrested after he was found speeding in North Carolina. Police later discovered a gun in his cell that they believe was smuggled in the man\’s rear. Police discovered the .38-cabibre revolver in the toilet of Ward’s cell after he claimed someone was trying to kill him …read
\’I\’ll sue Church of England if it bars me from being bishop,\’ says gay dean
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The Very Rev Jeffrey John, Dean of St Albans, has instructed an eminent employment lawyer to complain after being rejected for the role of Bishop of Southwark.
I don’t get it.
Presumably he was too sober to be Bishop of Southwark.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1536544/Curious-incident-in-the-night-leaves-Bishop-of-Southwark-with-black-eye-and-sore-head.html
Must say, story #1 throws a whole new light on the expression “fudge packin”.
Ah, I’ve just spotted that these were linked. Very good. Serves me right for posting after the pub.