This is all a little silly, the idea of washing away the scent of a woman\’s natural perfume. We, the other half of the species (OK, perhaps 98% of the other half of the species) are programmed to be turned on buy said scent after all.
However, on the linguistic point:
As an avid follower of fanny euphemisms I am amazed that not only have Femfresh neglected to call a vagina a vagina but that they have picked a list of words that absolutely no one uses. They may has well have said \”Femfresh is the kindest way to care for your pot plant, brouhaha, wibble, awooga, fnar fnar …\”. Even getting Miranda Hart to read these out for their radio ad campaign doesn\’t make it any more comprehensible.
Such is the English language that actually that would be entirely comprehensible.
\”It cleans yer brouhaha, see, yer awooga. Oh, you know what I mean, the wibble, yer fnar fnar.\”*
Quite why I\’m not entirely sure. Perhaps it\’s because we use so many damn eupehmisms for the squidgy bits that any not understood euphemism is taken to refer to said squidgies.