Casting auditions should be private, don\’t you think?

Kristen Stewart has issued a public apology to Robert Pattinson, her boyfriend and Twilight co-star, after reports she had a fling with a married director.

We\’ve always known this is how actresses do audition after all, it\’s just everyone was more discreet in times past.

4 thoughts on “Casting auditions should be private, don\’t you think?”

  1. Haven’t exactly followed this one, but as I understand it she’s already done the film. Can’t see much point in shagging the director now 🙂

  2. Sorry, but you are all failing to notice one thing, she’s got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

    You couldn’t pay me to…

  3. Nice idea, Tim, but since films started costing the GDP of a small African country casting birds by their ability to suck the chrome off a tow hitch has been frowned upon. Bean counters. Insurance. You know how it is.

  4. Well Rupert Fiennes has beat me to the obvious problem with Tim’s theory, but my original cynical thought about this news was

    New film out; female lead shags director who is married to actress also starring in film. News of affair dominates gutter press for days.

    Hmmm! Is the film doing badly at the box office.

    PS: I haven’t checked.

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