Who would have guessed it?

Tara, 40, says she is courting a European prince. “My love life is better than standard, good-looking princes, that’s all I’ll say, not this country’s though,” she purrs, enigmatically.

The former lover of, among others, Alexander Spencer-Churchill, the Duke of Marlborough’s nephew, says aspiring princesses would be well advised to look to mainland Europe. “In European countries, there are more princes than dentists.”


Tara Palmer Tomkinson poring over the Almanac De Gotha in search of a boyfriend? Say it isn\’t so!

Entries for those more likely to chase Eurotrash below please…..might be a short list I know.

6 thoughts on “Who would have guessed it?”

  1. The Pedant-General

    I’m getting overtones of Lady Grantham of Downton Abbey fame:

    “Well if she doesn’t [accept him], we’ll just have to take her abroad. In these moments, you can normally find an Italian who isn’t too picky”

  2. She’ll have to use the Braille version if she wants to snag a Euro-Aristo. If proof were needed, if TPT is looking to make a Euro-Investment, the Euro must be about to fall apart.

  3. Dennis The Peasant

    That woman has all the sex appeal of an industrial drill press.

    We aren’t the pickiest around here – not by a long shot – but she’d have trouble getting plonked by the mayor of Shreve, Ohio.

  4. She is old, ugly and has been used far too many times.

    Fun to fuck but not to take home to mother.

    The silly bint still does not know she is well past the wall.

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