Apparently the former Ms. Middleton has been photographed a la francaise.
Not that I ever wanted to join the Victorian Order anyway…..
Apparently the former Ms. Middleton has been photographed a la francaise.
Not that I ever wanted to join the Victorian Order anyway…..
Pretty stupid really. Someone is going to try to get shots of her with her tits out. If you want an all-over tan, buy a sunbed. Not like they’re short of a bob or two.
Link please 😉
If they really want to be a modern monarchy, they should have pay per viewed the wedding night.
@ Stigler
i) Sunbeds are notoriously a cancer risk
ii) The photos are reported to be blurry using a telephoto lens so anyone who says they were visible from the road has a Murphy-like (or should I say Berezovsky-like) relationship to the truth. Lord Linley’s father was a top photographer so you can bet that the pool was *not* visible from the road. Most likely photos were taken from a helicopter.
I have seen them. Not bad.
Freddy – were they worth the cover price of the magazine?
I’ve seen them (online) and this is definitely a case of making mountains out of molehills.
@diogenes
I leveraged the power of the google image search.
Sagging and small. The worst of both worlds.
Is it a coincidence that or is only your male followers who have taken the time to locate the images and comment? All in the safe knowledge that no-one,male,female, straight,gay or simply (or complexly if that’s a word) perverted will ever use a long range lense to capture their moobs. (yes, you read this blog, you’re old enough to have, and do have, moobs).
@ Luke
I am male.I have NOT taken the time to locate the images because it is no more of my business than of yours.
FYI At 66 I do not have moobs. So, LIAR and if you want to say “step outside and say that” you are welcome to try. Name a decent pub within my commuting range without CCTV or police suirveillance.
Yes I like looking at tits. Those are awful ones.
You guys are very hard to please.
She’s a right handful. And a left one.
“She’s a right handful. And a left one.”
Only if you have hands like Jeremy Beadle
haha, mister_choos. My favourite joke on the subject so far – “Kate Middleton? I haven’t seen tits that flat since Hillsborough”.
They’re still waffling* on about Hillsborough!
*An old joke that just reminded me about the Bradford City chant
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Sorry, but I’m not going to look at your moobs unless I’m paid to do so – in advance. Let’s say £60 ph plus danger money. If you’re over 6ftand under 12st, we can have a discussion, otherwise, you have moobs.
Luke: I’m not sure what you’re getting at. A man can have a BMI of 24 or so and not have flabby breasts.
On the other hand, it’s normal for a woman to have fatty breasts. I’m very slightly distressed that it should attract so much interest that photographic evidence exists that this proposition applies even to the bride of the heir to the throne. But much worse things happen.