Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species

True dat.

8 thoughts on “Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species”

  1. If this has something to do with the Lefts Brazilian Tran-sexual culture wars spat, consider yourself Transphobic.

  2. Perhaps the sailors’ treatment has helped in the eradication:- they anoint the parts with rum and then rub in sand, the rationale being the crabs get rotten drunk and stone each other to death

  3. So Much for Subtlety

    I hope the Guardian’s granola tendency is going to volunteer for forswear the Brazilian and provide a habitat for these poor endangered creatures.

    My question is a simple one – how many people have Brazilians? I mean, really, how many? I know at least one. The networks of people having sex are interesting because basically there are a tiny number of people who are connected to everyone else – very few people are having a lot of sex, but those few are having a lot of sex indeed. So perhaps it is unfortunate for the little pubic lobsters that these people are also the ones having their private waxed?

  4. “very few people are having a lot of sex”

    I take it you’ve never been to Africa. Everyone is bonking everyone else. It really is ridiculous!

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