The Chubby Checker app

Rock\’n\’roll pioneer Chubby Checker is suing two computer companies for allowing his name to be used as the title of an app that guesses the size of a man\’s penis.

Err, yes.

But an old listing for the program lays out its raison d\’être: \”Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there [sic] member is? … All you need to do is find out the man\’s shoe size and plug it in and … there is no need for disappointment or surprise.\”

Not exactly the most accurate of methods (size 11 English).

11 thoughts on “The Chubby Checker app”

  1. Apparently there is a statistical correlation, but it’s a weak one. The same hormone controls foot and penis development in the foetus.

    BiF (size 44)

  2. Reiss shirt, Ben Sherman’s and the usual Wallabies replaced with flippers. We had some trouble with a bouncer but managed to convince him that they weren’t in fact trainers….BIF I am forever in debt 🙂

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