Timmy elsewhere

A fun little story at El Reg.

I really see only one problem: it’s going to be damn difficult to offer the object of our desires another drink in order to get them into bed for the first time. But what the hell, given our intestinal yeasts, all we’ll need to do is have another doughnut and we’ll be too pissed to care anyway.

4 thoughts on “Timmy elsewhere”

  1. Got a Scot in the office who eats doughnuts wholesale.

    Now I know why!

    All I can say is the bu**er can hold his booze. His performance is never impaired!

    Or maybe his intestinal flora…..

  2. A few years back, there was a very funny story about a rather disgusting German sweetie called Milch Schnitte. This concoction is a sort of cream sandwich thing.

    Teachers were complaining that kids were coming into school pissed. The kids were having them at break time and reacting to the alcohol used as conserving agent. They changed the recipe in 2000, I believe.

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