Who knew greying private parts was a problem that needed solving? Amazon sell £30 dye to restore ‘rosy hue’ – but hilarious reviews slam ‘ridiculous’ product
My New Pink Button is a temporary cosmetic genital dye
Available in four shades; Ginger, Marilyn, Audrey and Bettie
Designed to counteract the ‘greying’ of the labia
Available to buy on Amazon for around £23 ($36.95)
Three of the four shades have already sold out
Presumably someone will now start to market a blue version for scrota*
*Yeah, yeah, I know, Latinate plurals and singulars now shut up.