Bwahahahaha

A businessman who carried on living with his former wife after they divorced asked her if she would stay on as his housekeeper when he installed another woman in the home, a High Court judge was told.

The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

Blimey, and I thought I was archaic in my attitudes towards the fairer sex.

There really ought to be a prize for that sort of lack of knowledge.

12 thoughts on “Bwahahahaha”

  1. The safest presumption in the absence of other evidence is that the ex-wife was already the de facto housekeeper, which is why she was able to live all those years with him. The benefits of being married to a wealthy man, without any of the obligations beyond occasionally pushing a hoover around.

  2. So Much For Subtlety

    The man told her that he would “commit suicide or go on hunger strike” if she “went to court regarding financial matters”.

    Yeah, I am guessing not exactly indigenous. South Asian would be my guess. And so not entirely unreasonable. I think he had a shot given social attitudes to divorced women.

    The real ignorance of the nature of the other gender comes from the same paper:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10583897/Woman-who-lured-man-to-inhuman-torture-by-offering-sex-is-spared-jail.html

    Manchester Crown Court heard McCluney laughed as the two men subjected their victim to “inhuman” torture. At one point she had sex with Doyle as the humiliated man lay bloodied on the floor – with Doyle kicking him throughout.
    Asked why she had sex with Doyle then, McCluney told detectives: “I’ll admit it – I felt horny.”
    However, the mother-of-three avoided a jail sentence after admitting false imprisonment at Manchester Crown Court.
    Judge Richard Mansell QC, gave her an 18-month sentence with supervision, suspended for two years, after concluding she had been under the influence of Hogan, with whom she had been an “abusive” relationship during her teens, and in fear of Doyle – but was now trying to overcome a deeply troubled past.

    Torturing a man makes her horny so naturally she gets a suspended token sentence.

  3. 1. How do you have sex with a bird who looks like that?

    2. Assuming you can clear that bar, how do you have sex with her and kick another man throughout? I can’t see how it is physically possible.

  4. Whenever a woman does anything wrong, a man made her do it. This has been standard court procedure for at least a century, since the 1st Wave Feminist regime. The one SMFS likes so much because it was traditional family values, that one.

  5. So Much For Subtlety

    Ian B – “Whenever a woman does anything wrong, a man made her do it. This has been standard court procedure for at least a century, since the 1st Wave Feminist regime. The one SMFS likes so much because it was traditional family values, that one.”

    I am not sure what I am supposed to like here but I doubt if I do. It is also older than the Feminists. Much older. It is part of the law for Blackstone and even Hale.

  6. I suspect if there’s any truth to the suggestion that all women blame ‘a man’ for their crimes (there isn’t, and the courts don’t just take the defendant’s word for it in thjose cases where they do) perhaps it stems from the time when women were men’s possessions and could be beaten at will.

    Funnily enough, in the milieu that this horrible creature comes from, that is still a fairly good, er, rule of thumb.

  7. “Blimey, and I thought I was archaic in my attitudes towards the fairer sex.”
    Sorry, but how does this differ from what wives do?
    She finds a new toy-boy & moves him in. He has to keep on paying the mortgage,school fees, her living expenses…. And he doesn’t even get to stay on in the spare bedroom.

  8. I guess pre first-wave you needed at least marital coercion as a defense. Being made to by one of your male harem is so not family values.

  9. Interested:
    ” I suspect if there’s any truth to the suggestion that all women blame ‘a man’ for their crimes (there isn’t, and the courts don’t just take the defendant’s word for it in those cases where they do) perhaps it stems from the time when women were men’s possessions and could be beaten at will. ”
    Obviously “all” female crims don’t blame a man. But a lot do and even if the woman herself doesn’t say it then her lawdog knows what a good ploy it is, along with claims of an abused childhood–courtesy of a man in the vast bulk of “mitigating circs” allegations. Consider that, no matter how horrible the crime, women, as a rule,( not in every case-some have died for murders done– but in most cases) get much lighter punishment than a man would get.
    Your faith in the courts is largely misplaced. The biggest bullshitters rule.

    You are far too much the white knight. Wanting to protect womenfolk is noble up to the point it makes us dupes of a very nasty sisterhood indeed. Don’t just think about your wife, sister, daughter–think also about your brothers, fathers and esp your sons. The raw deal the femmis want to give us all may well do one of them in.

  10. So Much For Subtlety

    Interested – “1. How do you have sex with a bird who looks like that?”

    Bottom feeders aren’t picky.

    Interested – “I suspect if there’s any truth to the suggestion that all women blame ‘a man’ for their crimes (there isn’t, and the courts don’t just take the defendant’s word for it in thjose cases where they do) perhaps it stems from the time when women were men’s possessions and could be beaten at will.”

    When could women ever be beaten at will in the UK? I would think that most people would want wives to love their husbands so much they would commit a crime for him. But I doubt that is how it works out in practice.

    There was a French serial killer who was caught once his wife realised she could be charged as an accomplice. Not the sharpest pencil in the box I am guessing. But once she realised she could face jail time, she shopped him.

    “Funnily enough, in the milieu that this horrible creature comes from, that is still a fairly good, er, rule of thumb.”

    You know that is a myth, right?

    bloke in spain – “Sorry, but how does this differ from what wives do?”

    But most wives get the police to do their kicking for them.

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