Could Chris Huhne actually be interesting?

Difficult to believe I know:

“One of the stories that Mr Dillon was interested in was he had discovered somehow that Vicky Pryce had called off her engagement, or whatever it was, to Chris and it had been called off … because Chris Huhne had said to Vicky that he had had liaisons, whatever you want to call it, with men.”

Bi- before marriage?

“The other contact that he was pursuing – and I’m not quite sure whether I should say this but I am going to, I am going to say it because I’m not having any of this bloody nonsense about me perjuring myself. When Chris was in wherever he was a European MEP he had come home and he had infected Vicky with crabs.

“And the explanation that he had given when Vicky had crabs was that he had contracted the crabs from the clean sheets in whatever hotel he was in.”

Err, yes. Wives everywhere would believe that one.

But it is interesting, isn’t it?

7 thoughts on “Could Chris Huhne actually be interesting?”

  1. Huhne told his wife he’d had liaisons with men?
    So what had he been doing he used that alibi?
    The mind boggles.

  2. Nah! He’s a Libdem, the party of perjurors, sex-pests, arsonists and double dealers.

    So transmitting pubic lice doesn’t make him interesting, not even remotely.

    To be interesting, he’d have to do something remarkable for a Libdem like being honest.

  3. Least they have a real man like macho Lord Rennard to keep their end up.

    “you have to put up with it if you want to get on in the party” Jo Swinson MP

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    Vicky Pryce had called off her engagement, or whatever it was, to Chris and it had been called off … because Chris Huhne had said to Vicky that he had had liaisons, whatever you want to call it, with men.

    Oh come off it. She’s Greek.

    Not that being on the down low makes him interesting. I mean, isn’t it a job requirement with the Lib Dems?

  5. It must have been an embarrassing conversation when the pubic lice had to explain to their families how they’d come to be infested with Chris Huhne.

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