Difficult to believe I know:
“One of the stories that Mr Dillon was interested in was he had discovered somehow that Vicky Pryce had called off her engagement, or whatever it was, to Chris and it had been called off … because Chris Huhne had said to Vicky that he had had liaisons, whatever you want to call it, with men.”
Bi- before marriage?
“The other contact that he was pursuing – and I’m not quite sure whether I should say this but I am going to, I am going to say it because I’m not having any of this bloody nonsense about me perjuring myself. When Chris was in wherever he was a European MEP he had come home and he had infected Vicky with crabs.
“And the explanation that he had given when Vicky had crabs was that he had contracted the crabs from the clean sheets in whatever hotel he was in.”
Err, yes. Wives everywhere would believe that one.
But it is interesting, isn’t it?