SniggerFebruary 12, 2014 Tim WorstallNewspaper Watch9 Comments previousThe Murphmonster on the taxation of rentsnextThe non-payment of tax is an abuse of human rights 9 thoughts on “Snigger” So Much For Subtlety February 12, 2014 at 12:16 pm Clever marketing. Nine months from now, who would remember? Or more accurately what sort of cheap [email protected] would see this ad, decide to boff the wife, hit a lucky day and then collect nine months from now? Dave February 12, 2014 at 12:21 pm SMFS> Would have to be Doctor Who, collecting three months ago. Look at the dates. bloke in germany February 12, 2014 at 12:21 pm That’s “Sniglar”, not “Snigger”. Steve February 12, 2014 at 12:31 pm Dave – does the Doctor even have a penis? He spends most of his time these days making teary eyed speeches about love and exclaiming “Humans are AMAZING!”, but not a hint of him so much as copping a feel off his companions, even the fit ones who are clearly up for it. It’s a good job Jimmy Savile didn’t have access to the TARDIS. So Much For Subtlety February 12, 2014 at 12:43 pm Steve – “Dave – does the Doctor even have a penis?” I am willing to bet not. “He spends most of his time these days making teary eyed speeches about love and exclaiming “Humans are AMAZING!”, but not a hint of him so much as copping a feel off his companions, even the fit ones who are clearly up for it.” Surely there is more than a hint of it. What is wrong with Doctor Who is what is wrong with most geek-related subjects these days. The geeks made Silicon Valley. They made really bad TV like Doctgor Who. Those sad little 14 year olds were not interested in girls. As Doctor Who used to show only too clearly. But the mainstream has realised those geeks are now worth billions. So they are bullying their way in. You can see that in Silicon Valley where the feminists are demanding a chunk of the loot despite not contributing anything. And you can see it with SF which now has to have soap opera plots that the chicks and their Gay enablers dig. Who cares if Billie Piper is up for it with the Doctor? Unless she is going to get her kit off, I doubt Doctor Who’s core audience cares. What has happened to the Sci Fi Channel is actually sad. And don’t get me started on Star Trek. So the Doctor gets more fey all the frickin’ time. Look, there is probably a place for feminists and Gay writers. I wouldn’t mind if they went and tried to write their own TV shows. But no. They have to parasitise the success of everyone else. Steve February 12, 2014 at 1:24 pm SMFS – clearly there’s a testosterone deficit at Doctor Who. I don’t blame The Gays though, Mark Gatiss is gay and a better writer/producer than nominally heterosexual Stephen “All Men Are Pigs” Moffat. I have some ideas to butch up the show: Make the Cybermen wear large metal moustaches. Have Peter Capaldi play the Doctor as Malcolm Tucker, time travelling bollocker extraordinaire Include one scene in every episode where Jenna Louise Coleman is told to get her knickers on and make a cup of tea Put big rear spoilers and a thumping sound system on the TARDIS Get Meatloaf or Kenny Loggins to sing the theme tune Have the Doctor solve problems by battering people with his sonic screwdriver, while calling them a cunt Go back in time and kick Rory’s dad in the nuts Change the name of the show to Doctor Who The Fuck Are You Looking At? Steve February 12, 2014 at 1:44 pm Oh yes, and go back in time to put a stop to Dr. Samuel Beckett’s bleeding heart do-goodery bullshit. His next leap… will be the leap to the nearest hospital’s A&E department. Because that’s why. The Axis War Crimes Andy, not the Amanda Knox Andy February 12, 2014 at 4:06 pm smfs, Don’t over do it with your argument that feminists are spoiling Dr Who. Just remember the episode where a young woman is turned into a concrete blow job dispenser. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%26_Monsters Bloke in Costa Rica February 12, 2014 at 4:24 pm Mean pregnancy duration from conception to birth is 280 days (bearing in mind that it’s a difficult measurement and there is a substantial standard deviation about the mean). Therefore mean delivery date for babies conceived on Feb 14th is Nov 21st but two weeks prior or after is far from unusual. IKEA know the take-up rate on this offer will be negligible. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.