How we know that men are fantasists

Men would spend more than four hours having sex and only three and a half working during their ‘ideal day’ according to a new survey.

You try finding any man who is actually capable of having sex for four hours a day.

And no, Sting’s dinner and the movie don’t count.

17 thoughts on “How we know that men are fantasists”

  1. Paul O’Connor, brand manager for Unilever Compressed deodorants, who commissioned the study

    So that’ll be some rigorous hard science then.

    Anyway, you can spend four hours in general canoodling. It doesn’t have to be all thrusty rumpy pumpy.

  2. I reckon it would be doable if you split it into enough separate episodes. And ideally with a harem, for the sake of variety.

  3. Ian I agree – its not for some of us 3 minutes and done, its a few hours of which only part is the ‘insert into tab marked … and ….’
    Though would like to spend more time on that activity and more than 3 and a half hours working. Too little work is boring.

  4. Just so we correctly frame the reliability (or otherwise) of the original marketing bumf, I’ve checked in young Master S-E’s room and “Unilever Compressed Deodorants” = ‘Lynx’.

  5. @SE, surely you have to make an appointment (with at least 4 hours notice) to enter Master SE’s bedroom.

  6. Just take him a couple of girls aged at least the age of consent, can forgive much for such an interruption by additional totty.

  7. So Much for Subtlety

    Ian B – “I’m wondering if it also includes the apologies and the sobbing.”

    Yeah, I hate it when they do that.

    In fairness to this piece of crap research, it did ask men about their ideal day. And naturally men came up with something not unlike the Muslim’s view of paradise as a non-stop pussy paradise. Although they did not mention the ever-re-healed virgins etc etc.

  8. I’ve never really understood the appeal of the virgins thing. Sex with virgins is usually a bit rubbish. Give me a woman who knows what she wants every time.

  9. I can’t imagine i would want to have sex with different young women for four hours every day, not once the novelty had worn off.

    In fact, i don’t think i would want more than about 2 or 3 different women in any week, so the article is pants.

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