SniggerJuly 14, 2014 Tim WorstallTrivia12 Comments previousAnd this is a particularly twattish statisticnextRitchie gets angry 12 thoughts on “Snigger” dearieme July 14, 2014 at 10:19 am Ancient joke: I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation. <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> bloke (not) in spain July 14, 2014 at 11:49 am Er…sine functions? Steve July 14, 2014 at 12:41 pm I saw “Constipation”. It was shite. Bloke with a Boat July 14, 2014 at 1:30 pm Even older joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. AndrewWS July 14, 2014 at 2:14 pm Even older joke – crossword clue, 13 letters, beginning with N, ending with N and with N in the middle, clue CONSTIPATION, answer …. NNNNNNNNNNNNN! <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> BraveFart July 14, 2014 at 4:38 pm Fvck me, Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10965639/The-breathing-tax-and-10-other-ridiculous-air-travel-charges.html Let’s hope Ritchie doesn’t see it. As this blog post is about constipation can I say, candidly, that I’m actually surprised R Murphy hasn’t proposed a tax on shitting Richard July 14, 2014 at 5:52 pm Bravefart, a tax on shitting would make Murphy’s verbal diarrhoea too expensive. dearieme July 14, 2014 at 7:27 pm “I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.” Nothing: they’re both worked out with logs. (Told you it was ancient.) john miller July 14, 2014 at 8:15 pm Another snigger. Via the admirable Radders. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04967j9 Runcie Balspune July 14, 2014 at 8:38 pm Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax: Didn’t ardent lefty comic Ben Elton write a play on the privatisation of purified air (Gasping), a satire on the excesses of Thatcherite capitalism? How ironic that the world model of socialism aspires to tax air instead? <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> Thomas Gibbon July 14, 2014 at 11:30 pm I say, I say, what’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl? The marksman shoots and shoots and cannot hit. Tim Newman July 15, 2014 at 10:17 am I went to the zoo the other day, expecting to see some animals. Instead, it was just a dog in a cage. It was a shih tzu. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
dearieme July 14, 2014 at 10:19 am Ancient joke: I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.
Bloke with a Boat July 14, 2014 at 1:30 pm Even older joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
AndrewWS July 14, 2014 at 2:14 pm Even older joke – crossword clue, 13 letters, beginning with N, ending with N and with N in the middle, clue CONSTIPATION, answer …. NNNNNNNNNNNNN!
BraveFart July 14, 2014 at 4:38 pm Fvck me, Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10965639/The-breathing-tax-and-10-other-ridiculous-air-travel-charges.html Let’s hope Ritchie doesn’t see it. As this blog post is about constipation can I say, candidly, that I’m actually surprised R Murphy hasn’t proposed a tax on shitting
Richard July 14, 2014 at 5:52 pm Bravefart, a tax on shitting would make Murphy’s verbal diarrhoea too expensive.
dearieme July 14, 2014 at 7:27 pm “I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.” Nothing: they’re both worked out with logs. (Told you it was ancient.)
john miller July 14, 2014 at 8:15 pm Another snigger. Via the admirable Radders. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04967j9
Runcie Balspune July 14, 2014 at 8:38 pm Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax: Didn’t ardent lefty comic Ben Elton write a play on the privatisation of purified air (Gasping), a satire on the excesses of Thatcherite capitalism? How ironic that the world model of socialism aspires to tax air instead?
Thomas Gibbon July 14, 2014 at 11:30 pm I say, I say, what’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl? The marksman shoots and shoots and cannot hit.
Tim Newman July 15, 2014 at 10:17 am I went to the zoo the other day, expecting to see some animals. Instead, it was just a dog in a cage. It was a shih tzu.
Ancient joke: I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.
Er…sine functions?
I saw “Constipation”.
It was shite.
Even older joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
Even older joke – crossword clue, 13 letters, beginning with N, ending with N and with N in the middle, clue CONSTIPATION, answer ….
NNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Fvck me, Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10965639/The-breathing-tax-and-10-other-ridiculous-air-travel-charges.html
Let’s hope Ritchie doesn’t see it.
As this blog post is about constipation can I say, candidly, that I’m actually surprised R Murphy hasn’t proposed a tax on shitting
Bravefart, a tax on shitting would make Murphy’s verbal diarrhoea too expensive.
“I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.”
Nothing: they’re both worked out with logs.
(Told you it was ancient.)
Another snigger.
Via the admirable Radders.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04967j9
Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax:
Didn’t ardent lefty comic Ben Elton write a play on the privatisation of purified air (Gasping), a satire on the excesses of Thatcherite capitalism?
How ironic that the world model of socialism aspires to tax air instead?
I say, I say, what’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
The marksman shoots and shoots and cannot hit.
I went to the zoo the other day, expecting to see some animals. Instead, it was just a dog in a cage.
It was a shih tzu.