SniggerJuly 14, 2014 Tim WorstallTrivia12 Comments previousAnd this is a particularly twattish statisticnextRitchie gets angry 0 0 votes Article Rating Subscribe Login Notify of new follow-up comments new replies to my comments Label {} [+] Name* Email* Website Δ Label {} [+] Name* Email* Website Δ 12 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments dearieme 11 years ago Ancient joke: I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation. bloke (not) in spain 11 years ago Er…sine functions? Steve 11 years ago I saw “Constipation”. It was shite. Bloke with a Boat 11 years ago Even older joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. AndrewWS 11 years ago Even older joke – crossword clue, 13 letters, beginning with N, ending with N and with N in the middle, clue CONSTIPATION, answer …. NNNNNNNNNNNNN! BraveFart 11 years ago Fvck me, Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10965639/The-breathing-tax-and-10-other-ridiculous-air-travel-charges.html Let’s hope Ritchie doesn’t see it. As this blog post is about constipation can I say, candidly, that I’m actually surprised R Murphy hasn’t proposed a tax on shitting Richard 11 years ago Bravefart, a tax on shitting would make Murphy’s verbal diarrhoea too expensive. dearieme 11 years ago “I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.” Nothing: they’re both worked out with logs. (Told you it was ancient.) john miller 11 years ago Another snigger. Via the admirable Radders. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04967j9 Runcie Balspune 11 years ago Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax: Didn’t ardent lefty comic Ben Elton write a play on the privatisation of purified air (Gasping), a satire on the excesses of Thatcherite capitalism? How ironic that the world model of socialism aspires to tax air instead? Thomas Gibbon 11 years ago I say, I say, what’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl? The marksman shoots and shoots and cannot hit. Tim Newman 11 years ago I went to the zoo the other day, expecting to see some animals. Instead, it was just a dog in a cage. It was a shih tzu.
Ancient joke: I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.
Er…sine functions?
I saw “Constipation”.
It was shite.
Even older joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
Even older joke – crossword clue, 13 letters, beginning with N, ending with N and with N in the middle, clue CONSTIPATION, answer ….
NNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Fvck me, Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10965639/The-breathing-tax-and-10-other-ridiculous-air-travel-charges.html
Let’s hope Ritchie doesn’t see it.
As this blog post is about constipation can I say, candidly, that I’m actually surprised R Murphy hasn’t proposed a tax on shitting
Bravefart, a tax on shitting would make Murphy’s verbal diarrhoea too expensive.
“I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.”
Nothing: they’re both worked out with logs.
(Told you it was ancient.)
Another snigger.
Via the admirable Radders.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04967j9
Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax:
Didn’t ardent lefty comic Ben Elton write a play on the privatisation of purified air (Gasping), a satire on the excesses of Thatcherite capitalism?
How ironic that the world model of socialism aspires to tax air instead?
I say, I say, what’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
The marksman shoots and shoots and cannot hit.
I went to the zoo the other day, expecting to see some animals. Instead, it was just a dog in a cage.
It was a shih tzu.