Why you shouldn’t die a virgin.November 7, 2014 Tim WorstallTrivia18 CommentsThe terrorists are up there waiting for you. previousQuite wonderful from RitchienextWell, yes, but 18 thoughts on “Why you shouldn’t die a virgin.” John Fembup November 7, 2014 at 11:15 am ( ! ) dearieme November 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm I won’t. CJ Nerd November 7, 2014 at 1:16 pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtS9ssgR9C4 Bloke with a Boat November 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm Appranetly it was translated incorrectly, it as 70 virgins, it was one and she’s 70. Bloke with a Boat November 7, 2014 at 1:26 pm arghh it wasn’t 70 virgins .. Ltw November 7, 2014 at 1:57 pm I’ve never understood the expression “losing your virginity”. I never missed mine, and never went looking for it. Still, excellent point Tim. Can’t be too careful! Ltw November 7, 2014 at 1:58 pm Btw, BwaB, 72, I think, from memory. MyBurningEars November 7, 2014 at 1:59 pm I’ve heard that it was “raisins” not “virgins” according to some commentators, but don’t know how seriously to take it. Definitely best not to die as a grape, anyway. Ltw November 7, 2014 at 2:00 pm Great pick up line though – “You’re still eligible for a terrorist’s harem? Oh on, let me fix that for you…” john77 November 7, 2014 at 2:35 pm I thought that the point was that they are eternally virgin! Just serve those terrorists right – an eternity of frustrated lust. Dr Cromarty November 7, 2014 at 3:21 pm Oh, come come Tim. You’re a good Catholic boy, you know what awaits these bastards: the seventh circle of Hell awaits ISIS, AQ, Taliban etc. It’s debatable whether they’ll get the Outer Ring – a river of blood and fire for their violence against people, or the Inner Ring – flaming sands and fiery flakes raining from the sky – due to their blasphemy against the Triune God or their propensity for sodomising young boys. bloke in france November 7, 2014 at 4:13 pm I called Interested a fat poof the other day. Of course I meant to type “fantastic proofreader”. Seventh century keyboards were just as dodgy. While taking dictation from the Angel Gabriel old Mo meant to type “currants” but some letters got dropped. Mr. Pants November 7, 2014 at 6:07 pm Let the muzzies have their virgins – I’d be happier with some sluts! The Meissen Bison November 7, 2014 at 7:55 pm Mr Pants: I’d be happier with some sluts! Join UKIP Bloke in Germany November 7, 2014 at 8:15 pm I assume it’s a bad time to die as a goat. dearieme November 7, 2014 at 9:07 pm “The terrorists are up there waiting for you”: come, come; “activists”. So Much for Subtlety November 8, 2014 at 3:00 am MyBurningEars – “I’ve heard that it was “raisins” not “virgins” according to some commentators, but don’t know how seriously to take it. Definitely best not to die as a grape, anyway.” What is interesting about that book by Christoph Luxenberg is that while the premise is nuts, after you’re 100 pages in to what are actually sensible arguments about how the Quran was actually not written in Arabic, you realise his case is not too bad. Best not die a grape. After all, having sex for the first time can be painful for a virgin. I expect it would be much worse for a grape. bloke (not) in spain November 8, 2014 at 1:04 pm All their talk about virgins but they never seem to be completely explicit about what sex these virgins are. Given it’s about the people it’s about, maybe the whole deal’s recursive. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.