Dear MPs. Please Fuck Off. Thank you.

Shops should be prevented from taking part in the American sales event Black Friday because the chaos, fights and injuries that marred the discounts day in November wasted police time, MPs have said.


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13 thoughts on “Dear MPs. Please Fuck Off. Thank you.”

  1. There is an awful lot of unnecessary legislation which “wastes police time” too. Does this mean we’ll be getting rid of all of that?

    Shops MPs should be prevented from taking part in the American sales event Black Friday enacting stupid legislation such as that forbidding the ingestion of certain arbitrarily chosen substances because the chaos, fights and injuries that marred the discounts day in November [it wastes] police time…

  2. OK, lets ban shops having a sale on that day. Lets have a sale the following day, or indeed any other day of the year and heavily advertise it.
    With different actions by the public?

    I don’t think so.

    Boxing day sales, the traditional big sales day – cannot tell me there has never been any trouble from the public on that day. Yet do we hear calls for boxing day sales to be scrapped?

  3. Black Friday–it’s now, it’s happening, it’s trendy. They saw it on TV. It’s their job?… isn’t it?

  4. Martin Davies: ‘Boxing day sales, the traditional big sales day – cannot tell me there has never been any trouble from the public on that day.’

    I can remember a few crushes & sharp elbows, yes.

    But never the police being called. Maybe our social demographics have changed?

  5. The national debt…benefit dependence….the budget deficit…a sound currency…Islamism…Immigration…

    All issues that need frank and open discussion; but, sadly, will not receive it — even if you deludedly vote UKIP.

  6. “Restoring public order is a waste of police time? Good to know.”

    Yes. I thought this was one of their core functions. I wonder what they could have been doing instead. Monitoring Twitter, perhaps? Persuing an elderly TV star for patting a woman’s arse in 1961? Monitoring some upper class people dressed in red and on horseback riding across fields?

  7. Ban the MPs whose open door immigration policy has destroyed the once world famous British habit of forming neat orderly queues.

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