The United States should lift its ban on the import of haggis in an attempt to tackle the country’s obesity crisis, a leading medic has said.
All meals should consist of a starting plate of haggis. Those who do not eat their portion cannot have anything else. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your haggis?
That’ll cut the nation’s waistlines pretty quickly. The Americans generally just don’t like offal let along haggis.